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Old Mar 17, 2008, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #621
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165. When you're on messenger and you press N or G to bring up your friends list, and it takes you a second to figure out why it isn't working.
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Old Mar 17, 2008, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #622
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165. When you're on messenger and you press N or G to bring up your friends list, and it takes you a second to figure out why it isn't working.
it's called a cell phone/PDA :]]

166. When you see your fat English teacher and yell "AAHHH!! MALLYX IS IN THE OUTPOST! ALL LOWBIES RUN!!!"
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Old Mar 17, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38   #623
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167. You try to stuff your dog in your backpack thinking its a miniature pet
168. Halfway through a sentence you stop and in a serious vioce say "brb, new build..."
169. You call all short people Vekk or Ogden
170. You dont light the gas stove until shecking that you have a sup fire rune equiped.
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Old Mar 18, 2008, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #624
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171. you start using bookah in your daily speech....especially when describing your very loud annoying foot stomping neighbors.
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Old Mar 18, 2008, 08:13 PM // 20:13   #625
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171. you start using bookah in your daily speech....especially when describing your very loud annoying foot stomping neighbors.
A guildy of mine called his dad a bookah while accidentaly holding down his hot key on ventrilo, needless to say the yelling adn confusion that followed was hilarious!
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Old Apr 17, 2008, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #626
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172. During your lunch breaks at work, you look up guildwars gvg battles on youtube.
173. You tell your girlfriend you are not feeling too well so you can spend the whole weekend playing in the AT
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Old Apr 17, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #627
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174 you call the little kids getting off of the bus minions and wonder who the necro is that made them.
175 someone drops a coin and you wonder how many gold coins you are going to get if you pick it up.
176 the next time you visit one of those 'big box' stores (walmart, target, meijer) you immediately run to the wall and walk along it so you can map it without having to come back again later.
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Old Apr 18, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #628
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177 You have a blow-up doll of Cynn
178 You have a blow-up doll of Mhnelo
179 While kissing your girlfriend, you imagine that you are kissing Gwen.
180 You dream of Guild Wars
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Old Apr 18, 2008, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #629
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181. You get 2 glasses of wine and make dinner for you and your case of Guild Wars hoping it will give you some extra in game money.
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Old Apr 19, 2008, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #630
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182. when you post something meaning full on gw guru forums. (like this thread )
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Old Apr 19, 2008, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #631
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183. When you run into a crowd with ur hands above ur head screaming DIS IZ WAMMO STYLE!
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Old Apr 19, 2008, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #632
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184. You keep any receipts you get. When you have 7, you try to trade them for a ruby or a sapphire.
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Old Apr 20, 2008, 05:04 PM // 17:04   #633
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185. You legally change your girlfriend's name to Cynn
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Old Apr 22, 2008, 01:02 AM // 01:02   #634
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165. When you're on messenger and you press N or G to bring up your friends list, and it takes you a second to figure out why it isn't working.
i did that
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Old Apr 22, 2008, 01:21 AM // 01:21   #635
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Before taking your shot while hunting, you shout "I'm using Hunter's Shot" only to see the arrow miss and see the words Dodged

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Old Apr 22, 2008, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #636
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187: When you get owned in a fight at school you blame lag and claim the map sux anyways
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Old Apr 22, 2008, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #637
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188: your about to fight in school and the teacher stops it and you say "aww man stupid timer".

btw gw isnt addicting maybe gw2 will be.
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Old Apr 22, 2008, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #638
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189: You get hit by a truck, then crawl 5 blocks in the hope that you get ressed at a shrine nearer your destination.
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Old Apr 22, 2008, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #639
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190: You go to the pharmasist and ask for a superior tampon of absorbtion lol
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Old Apr 23, 2008, 02:13 PM // 14:13   #640
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191 When you don't ask for somebody's age anymore but ask "what level are you"
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